Just another day?

A scan across the headlines:

• Myanmar death toll passes 22,000 (another said it could reach 50,000...do you know where M. is? I had to look it up. Hint: formerly known as Burma)
• Israel throws 60th birthday bash under cloud of uncertainty
• Oil prices rise to record near $123 a barrel on prediction of $200 oil
• Chile volcano eruption prompts total evacuation
• Volcanic smog blankets Hawaii in toxic gas
• 96 arrested in San Diego State U. drug raid
• Tanks and rocket systems roll across Red Square in Moscow
• New disease outbreak in China; 12k children infected

At least the Twins are in first place (but it is only May).