Rejected State Mottos

You'll not soon find these on any license plates! I stumbled across these in an ancient e-mail I'd saved.

• Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
• Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
• Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity
• Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
• Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet
• Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
• Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
• Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
• Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
• Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
• Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
• Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
• Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
• North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
• South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
• Michigan: First Line Of Defense...From The Canadians

And last but not least...

• Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)